
Where to begin..Rio is a show stopper. Its got it all - the beaches, the nightlife, the architecture, the ubiquitous sexiness, the pizazz, great music, dancing, food, pubs, grit, energy, danger, stupid wealth, hopeless poverty, the sweat..everything I expected and more.
We stayed in upmarket Leblon, the district bordered by the furthest stretch of sand along to the west from Copacabana and Ipanema, in Lemon Spirit Hostel. We had a few drinks with the owner , Andre who was a great conversationalist. He suggested a few things for us to see and do the following day.
We took it easy that night, just eating nearby in a sushi place. Ominous clouds had been gathering all day over the rocky peaks around which urban Rio sprawls, and our evening of sipping coconut milk from freshly hacked coca´s on Leblon Beach was rudely interrupted by a thunderous clap and then a bucketing downpour.
The next day was epic. Andre had pointed us north and we took an early morning walk through Parque Faria Lima along the western side of Lagoa Rodrigo de Freitas which will undoubtedly be the venue for any rowing that takes place in the impending 2016 Olympic Games. From there we continued towards a favoured haunt of the artistically inclined, the cafe inside the Ecola Artes Visuals on Rua Jardim Botanico. This is housed in a beautifully opulent mansion rebuilt in the 1920´s under Mario Vodrel on the grounds of the botanical gardens. The gardens here contain the only native forest left in Rio, and sitting in the courtyard by peering up past the elaborate colonnades one can see Cristo Redentor as he spreads his arms over the city. After coffee we walked through the gardens and into Gavea for lunch in Brasero de Gavea, another famous haunt with a reputation for great meat.
We had arranged a tour to take in the main sites for the afternoon, and were picked up in the hostel at 2pm to be shuttled up to the first stop of the day, the iconic Cristo. As I was looking up at the statue from the many angles our wanderings in the city to date had afforded, I had wondered at the impressiveness of the peak on which it stands, Corcovado (´the hunchback´). Its an incredibly steep incline and we passed through colourful favelas on our way to the top, winding through the greenery as the road twisted ever upwards.
The views of the city up here are spectacular. The statue itself was designed by a local named Da Costa Silva and sculpted by a Frenchman named Landowski. It is the largest art deco statue in the world and was completed in 1931 heralding the start of Rio´s golden age which lasted until the late 50´s. The locals get a slagging from their cousins in Sao Paolo who consider themselves as the workers in the country, and the Cariocas (locals of Rio) as a shower of beach bumming messers. The story goes that Cristo is waiting up there with his arms wide open ready to clap as soon as a Carioca does a decent days work.
So from that lofty height we descended through San Teresa and made for the conical monstrosity that is the enormous Catedral de São Sebastião do Rio de Janeiro. The interior of the church makes up for its, in my view anyway, horrendous exterior which was built in homage to Aztec architecture. With a standing capacity of 20,000 the huge floor space is covered by sloping stained glass windows that stretch the entirety of the 75 metre internal height.
Next stop is the venue for the World Cup final in 2014, the Macarena. 200,000 people crammed into this place to witness Pele´s last game there in 1950. We mucked around taking photos of our feet in the foot imprints of the cream of Brazilian soccer before making our way to another of Rio´s venerated spots - the Sambadrome.
Carnaval is something I will endeavor until my dying day to attend. Every February this enormous street party sweeps its bachannalian self through Rio. The official hub of this week long mayhem is the Sambadrome, a narrow strip of road hemmed in on one side by a series of concrete stands and on the other by a public school that is converted into VIP viewing boxes for the big event. The 12 samba schools of Rio spend about an hour each marching through this gauntlet vying for the top prize.
Last stop on our thoroughly enjoyable if whirlwind tour was Sugar Loaf (Pão de Açúcar). We took two separate funiculars (built in 1912) to its peak. The first leg to Morro da Urca takes you to 220 metres, and the viewing platforms on Sugar Loaf itself are about 400m above sea level. We opted to leave our guide and hang on for sunset up here. The photos speak for themselves, it is a breathtaking cityscape.
Eventually we made it back down and to Leblon where we showered and hopped a bus towards Lapa to get involved in some of Rio´s famed nightlife. We weren´t disappointed. I can only imagine what Carnaval must be like. Lights, action....mayhem! There were thousands of people of all shapes sizes, race and sexual persuasion spilling in and out of samba clubs, bars and cafes and drinking on the square under the peeling whitewashed old aquaduct. Fellas were walking around with bottles of rum, tequila and cachaça and shot glasses..mobile human chaser machines keeping the masses suitably fuelled. All you had to do was put your hand up and you would have three or four of them trying to pour looney juice down your throat for r$1 (about 40 euro cents) a pop.
We were immediately bowled over and energised by the madness of the place and bought a few caipirainha´s to wander with. I stupidly wandered into a dimly lit stretch of pathway past the aquaduct and had to fight my way out from about 10 kids who attacked me looking for my wallet. They were only 20 metres from a cop car but were hidden well enough in the shadows. Luckily I got out intact, money still in my pocket.
SO we stayed to the crowded sections, popping in and out of the samba clubs. I bumped into Niall Haughian, a fella I did my leaving cert with. I hadn´t seen him since were in school so we both did a bit of a double take, and promptly headed for the nearest bar to celebrate. It turned out we didnt take too much notice of our surroundings..I left the group a while later to find a toilet. We were sitting on the street, so I nipped into the ´bar´. It was a converted furniture shop full of coke fuelled gay guys getting friendly with each other. Ahh, Rio. It was fine though, no menace about the place just more people having a good time. Eventually we ended up out on the streets mixing with the crowds having chats with Nigerian pharmacists, sculptors from the favelas, Chilean postmen and lots of other random lunatics.
The next day was a bit of a write off, we were in bits. We wandered to a nearby mall, wasted 2 hours trying to get photos saved onto a dvd, and made our way to Copacabana where we sat in a beach front cafe and ate while people watching. After walking the length of the beach we returned to Leblon, sitting in one of the beach bars sipping out of coconuts trying to make sense of the previous evening. After another great sushi dinner that night we knocked Rio on the head, happy that given the short time frame for seeing the city we had squeezed in as much as we could have.























